Affluenza

Ikea riot
Bedlam and spite
In the name of all faux furnished chic.

Consumer delight
For the price of a night
Amid the detached and the weak.

Disposable cash
Makes slaves of the rash
Forsaking all sense of self knowledge.

Latest modern design
Keeps the masses in line.
Meanwhile Edmonton seeks a new solace.

But what to expect?
You and I can't neglect
Our chance at a heightened persona.

A need to pretend.
A DIY weekend.
Dreams come true for a few extra Krona.